March 2011
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White Band of the Day: Dave Matthews Band
August 2009
21 posts
White Song of the Day: Piano Man by Billy Joel
White Person of the Day: Drew Carey
White Song of the Day: Dixieland Delight by...
White Song of the Day: Barbara Ann by The Beach...
White Sport of the Day: Bowling
White Song of the Day: Mr. Jones by The Counting...
White Sport of the Day: Cross-Country Skiing
White Food of the Day: Oatmeal
White Person of the Day: Steve Martin
White Song of the Day: Run Around by Blues...
White Person of the Day: Bob Hope
White Song of the Day: Do You Believe in Magic? by...
Bizarre White Ritual of the Day: Celebratory...
Is there a name for this?
White Shoe of the Day: Boat Shoes
If you’re white, even if you never plan on boating, these are essential.
White Song of the Day: Achey Breaky Heart by Billy...
White Action of the Day: Creating Rhyming Catch...
Fender Bender
Study Buddy
Choco Taco
Snack Pack
Fuddy Duddy
Hanky Panky
Chug-a-Lug
Boot Skoot
and last but not least… the Bee’s Knees
Add your own in the comments section!
White Person of the Day: Dave Thomas
RIP
White Place of the Day: Mt. Rushmore
White, slave-owning presidents. Have you ever heard of any non-white person even thinking about going to Mt. Rushmore? Exactly.
White Song of the Day: Free Fallin' by Tom Petty
White Person of the Day: Dave Coulier
White people still know who he is…
White Food of the Day: Pasta Salad
July 2009
16 posts
White Place of the Day: L.L. Bean
Only white people dare step foot in L.L. Bean…
White Food of the Day: Grilled Cheese Sandwich
White bread, Butter, American Cheese.
White Song of the Day: Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne
White Song of the Day: Hey Jealousy by The Gin...
Hey Jealousy from Erick C. on Vimeo.
White Food of the Day: Sloppy Joes
Especially out of a can…
White Person of the Day: Will Ferrell
If you are white, anything Will Ferrell does is the funniest thing you’ve ever seen…
20 Whitest and Blackest Names →
Not discussing their salaries...
White people hate to discuss how much they make annually. In the rare instance that a white person actually does divulge their salary, then it is highly under exaggerated. If they claim to make an amount under 100K, add 15K to that base, anything above 100K but less than 200K and you should add at least 25K to their suggested salary, and anything above 300K you should add at lease 50K to get a...
Talking about major purchases...
For some reason white people can not stop talking about major purchases they have recently made or will be making in the near future. This includes ridiculously over priced furniture, home appliances that talk to you, a new shiny Apple product, and most popular lately is their new “insert embellished size here” 1080p HDTV “wide/flat screen”. (Note: As if stating you...
White Person of the Day: Tim Allen
White people love TV shows about mediocre families...
White people love TV shows about mediocre families that fight. Why?
ie. Married With Children, Roseanne, Everybody Loves Raymond
White person name of the day: Fred
White person name of the day: Betty
Punching each other in the balls.
When you see a white guy punch one of his best friends in the balls. Why?
Other names: Sack Tap, Nut Check